if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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