Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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