Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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