Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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