is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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