So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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