I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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