Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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