that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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