I'm really into asian looking animals
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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