I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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