At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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