I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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