matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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