some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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