Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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