I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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