Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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