I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My life is pants optional.
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