im about as happy as oj after his trial
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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