dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
smell my finger.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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