there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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