I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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