alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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