so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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