If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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