Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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