He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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