STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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