I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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