Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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