I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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