It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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