Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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