You really coming over, don't trick.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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