I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
