Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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