It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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