hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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