That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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