I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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