so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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