I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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