It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I need water and some morals
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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