I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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