just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
