Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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