yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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