Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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