oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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