And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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