Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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