he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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