well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It was like getting head from an anaconda
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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