We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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